I want to be a mermaid….
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Posts tagged happy.
it took alot of guts for me to post this……and I would appreciate it if I didn’t receive any rude comments/messages. I realize there are all these vids about people who cut, are gay, suicidal but NO ONE has made an Eating Disorder one…so here I go.
Okay this is seriously depressing. :,(((
I’m hoping that this will make a difference in at least one persons life. Be it letting someone with an ED know that they are not alone and that there is hope or stop someone from being victimized by bullying/name calling.
i am so proud of you chris. i love you with all my heart and i miss you like crazy. you have just completely inspired me. maybe soon i’ll be able to bring myself to make one of these. maybe…its incredibley scary, i know. we may live far apart, but i see you as one of my closest and dearest friends. stay strong honey. you are still alive for a reason.
I love you so much Jessi, I dont know what I would have done in the hospital without you…it sucks that we were there but im happy we could at least have each other during that time…and all the trouble we caused,
shitlol…..its been a long hard road but I think that we are BOTH alive now for a reason. You have always been the one that I can call when I’m having my worst lows and best highs. Love you babygirl.
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Divorce letter ›
Divorce letter
Dear wife:
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
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Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that’s not a problem
